I'm the king of the castle

Okay so I absolutely broke the 250 word rule on this one. I couldn't help it :< Hopefully I go back to being good later (and I totally want to edit this one at the end of the month too).

Series: Kingdom (set in the BABY!HERD AU of ten years in the future. Appropriately, in it everyone has lots of babies. With one exception.)
Characters: Val, Loni, BABY!HERD

( When burning bridges won't come down )